According to Talia

What you need to know, straight from the source: Ms. Talia Page

Friday, July 15, 2005


Dreams of Eddie keeping me alive when all else is intent upon being the death of me

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Why TV is not fun for bar applicants....

To the writers of General Hospital:
I realize that you live and work in California, but you should really do your research before you write scenarios for the cast of General Hospital, a soap that is supposedly set in New York.

First of all- Elizabeth's agreement with Jax and Courtney to be a surrogate mother for their baby is NOT ENFORCEABLE IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK!

Second- the fact that Tracy and Luke were trying to set each other up to be caught in acts of adultery so that each could swindle the other out of the stolen Castadine money by divorcing on those grounds is BOGUS! Everyone knows that connivery is a defense to a divorce action based on the grounds of adultery!

Geez, do you honestly think that the people watching your soaps are complete ignoramuses??
I give up. Just about ANYBODY can interpret that to mean just about ANYTHING, and you're probably right on the money.

"For all the friends I used to have, yo I miss my past. But I still don't give a Fuck. Y'all can kiss my ass!"

Eminem

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Detroit2NYC: today I had this really big annoying booger that I could feel in my nose, and I had no tissues....
Detroit2NYC: and I couldn't pick it because I was waiting for the train and people would see me
Detroit2NYC: but it was one that I could feel moving around with every breath in and out...
DrV1day2b: lol
Detroit2NYC: and I was going to go crazy if I didnt get rid of it........
Detroit2NYC: so I cleverly took a NOTECARD out of my bag, folded it in half and blew into it.......
Detroit2NYC: and I had assumed the booger came out onto it because I didnt feel it all the way home...........
DrV1day2b: lol
Detroit2NYC: then I got home to my apartment and went into the bathroom to wash my hands as I usually do...........
DrV1day2b: lmao
Detroit2NYC: and there, in the mirror............
Detroit2NYC: ON MY CHEST (with a low cut tank top on)...............
Detroit2NYC: was a HUGE BOOGER!
DrV1day2b: lmao
DrV1day2b: lol
DrV1day2b: lol
Detroit2NYC: and I didnt know and I was bee-bopping along on the train to my ipod singing along and smiling at people
DrV1day2b: you ride the short bus
Detroit2NYC: and all the while people were thinking "does she know she has a huge booger on her chest?"
DrV1day2b: lol
DrV1day2b: that's really funny
Detroit2NYC: yeah, but only because it happened to me and not you

Saturday, July 02, 2005


A tribute to the genius of Dane Cook! Cool people will know to what I am referring.........can't wait till we see him at MSG!!