Top Ten Reasons Why Turning 31 is Better Than Turning 21!
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TURNING 31 IS BETTER THAN TURNING 21:
10. I don't have to sit through an 8am Micro Economics class today
9. I do not feel pressured to do 31 shots of anything named after promiscuous females
8. I will not have to collect empty cans and bottles off my basement floor to get cash for breakfast tomorrow
7. Going to work today does not involve a walkie-talkie, a cash register, or an apron
6. I do not have to spend several hours today renewing my driver's license. (Who remembers the rainbow turtleneck??)
5. College guys still hit on me, only now I don't want em!
4. My peer group consists of Lawyers, Doctors, and Educators, NOT Frat Pigs, Sorostitutes, and Trolls from LCC
3. Fewer keg parties = smaller waistline
2. If I accidentally got knocked up tomorrow it would be nbd
And the #1 Reason why turning 31 is better than turning 21: (drumroll..........) I NEVER HAVE TO TURN 30 AGAIN!!!!!