Paris Hilton Can't Dance

Paris Hilton, taking a break from touring with her brand new Madden brother boyfriend, was a judge for the Miss Turkey beauty pageant yesterday (as in the country). At one point, a contestant led Hilton on stage to perform a belly dancing routine which, not surprisingly, the heiress failed miserably at.

*pose pose, toss hair around, look embarassed, clap clap pose* Nope!



Now, if there were a Miss Turkey pageant (as in the food) I would be a shoo in! I have a turkey sandwich for lunch every day, and consume the most poultry of any family member at our annual Thanksgiving dinnr, while managing to appear poised and delicate! Gimme that bird crown!