According to Talia

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Sunday, January 29, 2006

I am a copy cat

Lazy Sunday:

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Talia's Song Pick o the week

I have been influenced in making this my pick this week.

Bedshaped
By Keane
Many's the time I ran with you down
The rainy roads of our old town
Many the lives we lived in each day
And buried altogether
Don't laugh at me
Don't look away
You'll follow me back
With the sun in your eyes
And on your own
Bedshaped and legs of stone
You'll knock on my door
And up we'll go
In white light
I don't think so
But what do I know?
What do I know?

I knowI know you think I'm holding you down
And I've fallen by the wayside now
And I don't understand the same things as you
But I do
Don't laugh at me
Don't look away
You'll follow me back
With the sun in your eyes
And on your own
Bedshaped and legs of stone
You'll knock on my door
And up we'll go
In white light
I don't think so
But what do I know?What do I know?
I knowOoh
And up we'll go
In white light
I don't think so
But what do I know?What do I know?I know

Friday, January 20, 2006

Jack Osbourne is Magic.........

...and Kate Moss has never watched Television!





















These two facts MUST be true for The Superficial has reported that Kate Moss makes out with Jack Osbourne in public! I understand that Jack has lost a bunch of weight lately, and hardly resembles his former self, but Kate Moss is a SUPERMODEL! No matter how suave he pretends to be now, the world has seen him at his worst, acne faced, mangy, and sloth-like on MTV's The Osbournes!





















Poor Kate, she has really done a number on herself with the drugs. She has forgotten that she is 32, and has completely lost her mind. first seducing Lindsay Lohan in NYC earlier this month, and now sucking face with a made-over wort hog!

ICK!

If this is the magic that Hollywood bestows, then please may I have some???

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Dead Body Guy

This Guy's Famous Now and IM NOT?!!??!?!?! WTF!
How about if I take various pictures of myself eating reddi whip all over New York City and call my new website reddi whip girl?? Can I then be on Jay Leno?
















A Name in the Credits? Over His Dead Body.
From Today's New York Times

By CHRISTOPHER MAAG
Published: January 17, 2006

www.deadbodyguy.com
Chuck Lamb's Web site is filled with photos of him playing dead in scenes around his house.

Michael Houghton for The New York Times

He hopes that by posing as a corpse on the Internet he can win a role as a lifeless extra on TV.
His favorite topic is how he is fast becoming the most famous dead body alive. "Isn't it incredible?" said Mr. Lamb, 47, who speaks at a volume that most people reserve for rock concerts. "I had no idea it would blow up like this."

Mr. Lamb became Dead Body Guy on Dec. 5, when he put up his Web site, deadbodyguy.com. The site features photos of Mr. Lamb playing dead in various scenes around his house. Crushed by his garage door. Electrocuted in the bathtub. One series shows Mr. Lamb lying face-down in a bowl of chicken soup, above a caption that reads "Dying from bird flu." His wife, Tonya, took the photos. She also prepared jars of fake blood, which she keeps in the pantry for future use.
By staging his own death, Mr. Lamb hopes to attain a modest form of immortality. He says he always wanted to become a famous actor. Instead, at age 47 he finds himself with six children, working as a computer programmer for Nationwide Insurance. Mr. Lamb has deep creases under his eyes, skin as pale as copy paper, precious little hair and no acting experience. Any notions he once held of becoming the next Sean Connery died long ago.

But Mr. Lamb's dream of fame lingered. "Just once," he said, "I want to have my name in the credits of a movie or a TV show." His dream was stalled until last month, when he realized that anybody could play dead. By posing as a corpse on the Internet, he thought, perhaps he could win a role as a lifeless extra on "CSI: Miami." He took two days to build the Web site, then waited for someone to notice.

It was a short wait. Deadbodyguy.com received 300,000 hits in its first three weeks. There were 530 hits from Uruguay, 6 from Iran. In two hours, the site received 2,000 hits from Spain. "I'm huge in Spain," he said. CNN labeled deadbodyguy.com one of its Web sites of the week. USA Today ran a small story. That was all the prodding needed by representatives of the infotainment industry, who spend their days trawling for weird news. They deluged Mr. Lamb with interview requests. Dead Body Guy soon appeared on more than 100 local TV stations, in places like Nacogdoches, Tex., and Honolulu.

He has also been mentioned on over 300 radio shows. "That some regular guy in Columbus would play dead just to get famous is fascinating to me," said Van Patrick, a radio host for KCMO-AM in Kansas City who featured Mr. Lamb earlier this month. "I'm both repulsed and attracted to it," Mr. Patrick said. All this attention places Mr. Lamb in the outermost orbit of fame: the Internet hotlink star. Every week, it seems, e-mail accounts across the country fill with messages titled, "Check this out," and text that begins, "I usually never pass on Web sites like this, but ... " Once it was dancing hamsters. This week it is Dead Body Guy's turn.

Even with over a quarter-million hits, Mr. Lamb has not received any movie offers. But he has been invited to the Los Angeles Film Festival in June, where he will be presented with the Special Achievement Award for Self-Promotion. He also will play dead on the red carpet as film actors step over his body. "Do you know how many thousands of actors in L.A. would kill for the publicity he's getting right now?" said Al Bowman, a festival organizer. Not to mention start-up movie festivals. "He gets to say he's an award-winning act," Mr. Bowman said. "And we can promote ourselves by presenting Dead Body Guy, as seen on CNN."

And Dead Body Guy has coattails. Mr. Lamb paid Anne Howard, a publicist based in Montreal, $35 to write his first press release. Now she is trying to represent him as he sends demo tapes to Jay Leno and "Saturday Night Live." "If this works out, I just hope he remembers me," Ms. Howard said. Part of Dead Body Guy's appeal is that he is a regular guy with a modest dream. But playing dead is turning Mr. Lamb's life upside down. His boss grew angry at the number of news media calls he was taking at work. Now, whenever he does an interview, Mr. Lamb must sneak out of his cubicle, run to another floor, find an empty conference room and lock himself inside.

One night he became so engrossed returning e-mail messages to the Web site that he forgot his wife's request to take a basket of laundry to the basement. "That's when I said, 'Whoa, I need to get a grip,' " Mr. Lamb said. Officially, Mr. Lamb is sticking to Dead Body Guy's original goal. "Just one movie credit and I'm done," he said. Meanwhile, he is waiting to hear back from a producer at the Conan O'Brien show. He has booking a flight to New York to meet with an agent. "I want to leave a little legacy," Mr. Lamb said. "I'd like to have a bridge named after me."

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Stay on your toes!

Are you also remembering to read A LIFE AFTER LAW SCHOOL?

You should!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Hey, I went there!

As a Michigan State Alum, Im not really sure how I feel about Christina Aguilera sporting my home school gear, but alas, I post if for you now, ala David.





















Oh, and please dignify my school enough to put a bra on underneath! This tee does not fit the trashy look! Quite the contrary, that logo carries with it the essence and honor of the brightest minds and greatest athletes of all time!


Talia's Song Pick-o-the-week

Freak Me Out
By: Weezer

Dedicated to THE WARLOCK

City streets at night
Can be so intimidating
I'm not the toughest guy
I gotta keep my eyes open
You came out of nowhere
Man you really freak me out
I'm so afraid of you
And when I lose my cool
I don't know what to do
I know you don't mean no harm
Your just doing your thing
But man you really freak me out

Did I hurt you?Are you okay?Can I buy you a drink?
Ohhh what's the world coming to?
You came out of nowhere
Man you really freak me out
I'm so afraid of you
And when I lose my cool
I don't know what to do
I know you don't mean no harm
Your just doing your thing
But man you really freak me out

I'm gonna try to improve my manners (manners)
Everyone, yes everyone, is my friend!

City streets at night (city streets at night)
City streets at night (city streets at night)
Til the morning light (til the morning light)
City streets at night (city streets at night)

Man you really freak me out
I'm so afraid of you
And when I lose my cool
I don't know what to do
I know you don't mean no harm
You're just doing your thing
But man you really freak me out..