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Friday, January 20, 2006

Jack Osbourne is Magic.........

...and Kate Moss has never watched Television!





















These two facts MUST be true for The Superficial has reported that Kate Moss makes out with Jack Osbourne in public! I understand that Jack has lost a bunch of weight lately, and hardly resembles his former self, but Kate Moss is a SUPERMODEL! No matter how suave he pretends to be now, the world has seen him at his worst, acne faced, mangy, and sloth-like on MTV's The Osbournes!





















Poor Kate, she has really done a number on herself with the drugs. She has forgotten that she is 32, and has completely lost her mind. first seducing Lindsay Lohan in NYC earlier this month, and now sucking face with a made-over wort hog!

ICK!

If this is the magic that Hollywood bestows, then please may I have some???