Cocaine in a can

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What marketing team came up with this hum-dinger? And more importantly, who was like "Great idea! Lets sell this crap!" ??



Page Six has reported that Redux Beverages, based in Las Vegas, has come out with a new energy drink called COCAINE, which is 350% stronger than Red Bull and supposedly tastes similar to a cherry Jolly Rancher! The inventor, James Kirby stated that "an ingredient was added to slightly numb the throat to add an oral sensation- much like cocaine does."

The target group for the product is partiers as opposed to those concerned with healthy ways of gaining an energy boost- go figure!

I don't have alot to say about this. We'll see if Pete Doherty starts ordering it by the caseload, and that should pretty much say it all for me!