Crank That

Ring tone rap? I dunno. Soulja Boy has started an epidemic, and unless you live under a rock (or just the midwest) you've seen the soulja boy dance and wish that you, too, could crank it!

Just last weekend I was in a private room in the back of Zanzibar for a birthday party when two young guys out on the sidewalk came right up to the window outside and, in unision, with synchronized ipods, did the Soulja Boy for our entertainment! It was pretty awesome, and I have vowed to, as soon as my soccer foot heals, master the Soulja Boy Crank!

I don't care who you are, it has become blatently apparent that you are not quite cool enough until you can crank it!