A few things everyone should know...
A few things everyone should know….
1. Going out on a Wednesday night is fodder for Thursday morning “I hate me because…” games
2. If it smells like beer farts in your office, yet you are certain it wasn’t you….its you.
3. Having another shot doesn’t make the cute guy’s girlfriend disappear.
4. Taking a shower at 4am doesn’t remedy anything
5. Popcorn dipped in peanut butter is not crafty, its stupid.
6. Bagels are always worth being 7 min late for work
7. Even 70 year old women know when you have been taking a “power nap” at your desk.
8. That freakish drunk guy on the subway that you secretly laughed at probably looked better than you
9. Most likely, you gave the bar tender a 40% tip, but that’s ok because he reminded you of Jared Leto.
10. Don’t answer any phone calls from a 646 area code. You accidentally gave our your real phone number while playing the “You will buy me a drink whether you like it or not” game.
1. Going out on a Wednesday night is fodder for Thursday morning “I hate me because…” games
2. If it smells like beer farts in your office, yet you are certain it wasn’t you….its you.
3. Having another shot doesn’t make the cute guy’s girlfriend disappear.
4. Taking a shower at 4am doesn’t remedy anything
5. Popcorn dipped in peanut butter is not crafty, its stupid.
6. Bagels are always worth being 7 min late for work
7. Even 70 year old women know when you have been taking a “power nap” at your desk.
8. That freakish drunk guy on the subway that you secretly laughed at probably looked better than you
9. Most likely, you gave the bar tender a 40% tip, but that’s ok because he reminded you of Jared Leto.
10. Don’t answer any phone calls from a 646 area code. You accidentally gave our your real phone number while playing the “You will buy me a drink whether you like it or not” game.
posted by Talia
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11:16 AM
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