MANtyhose!

Ok, so do you recall my recent rant about pantyhose? Well the gist of it was that they suck, and I wish that men had to suffer a similar fate to promote fairness among the sexes. According to Trendhunter Magazine, it would appear that my wish has been granted, and a Fench company has introduced a line of pantyhose for men! Behold what I have cleverly dubbed MANtyhose!

"Gerbe, which is based in eastern France, said this week that the country’s first hosiery line for men would go on sale in March “due to increasing demand from male clients.“ The pantyhose comes with a larger belt than for women as well as an opening, with “Men opaque“, “sheer” or “satin” available in four models of tights, with and without feet, and three models of feel-good knee-high hosiery made to help drain toxins and massage tired limbs."

I guess the powers that be have decided to add "the granting of ridiculous wishes" to my absurd luck. Hmmm, what shall I wish for next? Remember, it only works if my wish is absolutely ridiculous and doesn't actually benefit me in any way. As you recall, my luck is only strong when followed closely by the occurrance of something stupid.

With that criteria in mind, I wish for a model of the Eiffel Tower built entirely out of Belgian waffles (I must credit Weird Al for that idea).

Any requests for fulfillment of ridiculous wishes?