Do you ever...

Do you ever drink a bunch of coffee and water at work so that you'll have to pee a whole lot and that means you can look forward to leaving your desk to go to the bathroom several times throughout the day?

Do you ever create a running commentary in your head for your day's events as they unfold, complete with an anticipated Q&A session, just in case you should discover later that you are being secretly watched by millions in your own private reality soap opera like the Truman Show?

Do you ever chew your gum or grind your teeth to the rythm of a song that is playing only in your head?

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