Awesome!
Top Ten Reasons Why this weekend was Awesome, despite the fact that Michigan State Lost:
10. IP Summit at Microsoft- the big M decided they would personally endorse the resumes of all the students that attended the event (this includes me) and send them to their clients, associates, and tons of awesome employers.
9. We found this out while sipping free drinks and nibbling shrimp on scewers!
8. At the PENTHOUSE PARTY that all of you passed up, the FREE DRINKS continued to flow, and they even served a low calorie energy drink called "Sex Cola". Not the best, but the name is great and did I mention that it was FREE?! There were Jello shots and hot ladies as far as the eye could see. I bet you'll all think twice about turning down my next invitation.
7. Party favors. PENTHOUSE does not let its party goers leave empty handed. I am now the proud owner of a set of handcuffs, TWO pairs of nipple huggers, PENTHOUSE mints, a bottle opener, a blindfold, and a super awesome metal toothpick holder that resembles a zippo lighter. Again, you FOOLS passed this all up voluntarily! SUCKAS!
6. I was supposed to go to school on Saturday to work on a project with another student, however my partner e-mailed me to cancel. It seems that she became "ill" over spring break, fell on her face, and busted open her chin. She couldn't leave her apartment on Saturday to come to school because it was raining and she said she couldn't get her bandage wet! Ever heard of this crazy invention called an umbrella. Two thumbs up for originality and balls for actually sending that e-mail with a straight face!
5. Some good news and bad news. The bad news first: The burrito bar on Church by New York Law School, will not be re-opening. IT will go down in history for the coolest place ever, run exclusively by hippies and openly serving margaritas to go! Now for the good news: The hippiest of the hippies (the long haired waiter with the glasses) is now a bar tender at Buster's Garage, and he was nice enough to rub my head as a consolation for my team's loss on Saturday and follow the head rub with a free beer! Buster's aint so bad!
4. Beth and I made some friends at Busters who led us to No Idea Bar. I, however, took it upon myself to notify one of our new pals that I was a black belt in tae kwon do, then proceeded to kick him in the head not once, but TWICE!! I was damn proud of my ability to kick that high, especially in jeans and without stretching.
3. When this loser realizaed that I was not a force to reckoned with (barely escaping with his life after my awesome tae kwon do skills) he tried to boost his ego by assuring me that I would have to take him by surprise in order to defeat him with my skills. I then stopped in my tracks and responded : "Im a lesbian. Surprised?", and then spun around and flailed my legs Neo style taking care to look very threatening. I have to admit I'm a little sore today.
2. When I realized that our new friends, especially the one who had a voice like Mario Cantone, were rather annoying I sat in the front of the cab and pretended I was alone. This was further effectuated when Ideliberately slammed the plastic window on the face of one of them who was trying to stick his head through to the front to speak to me. LOSERS!
1. FINALLY, Talia's personal pizza party. Beth had no interest in pizza when we came home from the bar so my desire to order and consume pizza was a solo mission. I passed out, however before Yousef got here with my pie, and the front desk called Beth on her cell phone because he had been pounding on our door and ringing the bell to no avail. When I was awakened I had one of the most shameful displays of pizza debauchery ever known to man. Lets just say that when I crawled out of bed this morning my stomach appeared to be carrying sex-tuplets, there was grease and pizza sauce all over my pants and the fouton, and there was only one lonly slice remaining in the box. It was a large pie. Thank GOD I bought toilet paper yesterday!
10. IP Summit at Microsoft- the big M decided they would personally endorse the resumes of all the students that attended the event (this includes me) and send them to their clients, associates, and tons of awesome employers.
9. We found this out while sipping free drinks and nibbling shrimp on scewers!
8. At the PENTHOUSE PARTY that all of you passed up, the FREE DRINKS continued to flow, and they even served a low calorie energy drink called "Sex Cola". Not the best, but the name is great and did I mention that it was FREE?! There were Jello shots and hot ladies as far as the eye could see. I bet you'll all think twice about turning down my next invitation.
7. Party favors. PENTHOUSE does not let its party goers leave empty handed. I am now the proud owner of a set of handcuffs, TWO pairs of nipple huggers, PENTHOUSE mints, a bottle opener, a blindfold, and a super awesome metal toothpick holder that resembles a zippo lighter. Again, you FOOLS passed this all up voluntarily! SUCKAS!
6. I was supposed to go to school on Saturday to work on a project with another student, however my partner e-mailed me to cancel. It seems that she became "ill" over spring break, fell on her face, and busted open her chin. She couldn't leave her apartment on Saturday to come to school because it was raining and she said she couldn't get her bandage wet! Ever heard of this crazy invention called an umbrella. Two thumbs up for originality and balls for actually sending that e-mail with a straight face!
5. Some good news and bad news. The bad news first: The burrito bar on Church by New York Law School, will not be re-opening. IT will go down in history for the coolest place ever, run exclusively by hippies and openly serving margaritas to go! Now for the good news: The hippiest of the hippies (the long haired waiter with the glasses) is now a bar tender at Buster's Garage, and he was nice enough to rub my head as a consolation for my team's loss on Saturday and follow the head rub with a free beer! Buster's aint so bad!
4. Beth and I made some friends at Busters who led us to No Idea Bar. I, however, took it upon myself to notify one of our new pals that I was a black belt in tae kwon do, then proceeded to kick him in the head not once, but TWICE!! I was damn proud of my ability to kick that high, especially in jeans and without stretching.
3. When this loser realizaed that I was not a force to reckoned with (barely escaping with his life after my awesome tae kwon do skills) he tried to boost his ego by assuring me that I would have to take him by surprise in order to defeat him with my skills. I then stopped in my tracks and responded : "Im a lesbian. Surprised?", and then spun around and flailed my legs Neo style taking care to look very threatening. I have to admit I'm a little sore today.
2. When I realized that our new friends, especially the one who had a voice like Mario Cantone, were rather annoying I sat in the front of the cab and pretended I was alone. This was further effectuated when Ideliberately slammed the plastic window on the face of one of them who was trying to stick his head through to the front to speak to me. LOSERS!
1. FINALLY, Talia's personal pizza party. Beth had no interest in pizza when we came home from the bar so my desire to order and consume pizza was a solo mission. I passed out, however before Yousef got here with my pie, and the front desk called Beth on her cell phone because he had been pounding on our door and ringing the bell to no avail. When I was awakened I had one of the most shameful displays of pizza debauchery ever known to man. Lets just say that when I crawled out of bed this morning my stomach appeared to be carrying sex-tuplets, there was grease and pizza sauce all over my pants and the fouton, and there was only one lonly slice remaining in the box. It was a large pie. Thank GOD I bought toilet paper yesterday!
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