Talia's Song Pick-o-the-week!

Im sick of haters (you know who you are Mr. DS) saying that Eddie is a crazy mumbler. This, I agree, is probably one of the harder PJ songs to understand, so I'm doing you a favor and posting the lyrics to.......


Yellow Ledbetter
By: Pearl Jam
Unsealed
On a porch a letter sat
Then you said ’i wanna leave it again’
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again... yeah
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah...
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason oughta leave her calm I know
I said ’i don’t know whether I’m the boxer or the bag’
Ah yeah ehh....Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they don’t wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I don’t want to stay...
Make me cry <>
Ooooh I seeI don’t know there’s something else
I wanna drum it all away
Oh I said I don’t, I don’t know whether I’m a boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh....Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they don’t wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know, and I know, I don’t want to stay
I don’t wanna stay (2x)
Don’tDon’t wanna
Oh... yeah... oooh...

Keep Laughing.....

If you know ANYTHING about me at all, then you know I prefer the jiggly white bottom of Will Ferrell as seen running through "the quad" in Old School to any buff Abercrombie Model in the world.......

So, with pleasure, I present to you the trailer for the next Will Ferrell movie. Watch it HERE

My source: I Watch Stuff

I love NY!

This was e-mailed to me this morning by Nick, who experienced this last night. Thanks, once again, for successfully making me smile :)














"There was this homeless guy on the subway, and he has literally like 10 coats on and is as wide as a house. He and I were the only people on the train. And the doors close and he looks at me and he's like "damn its hot in here" and then he stops and looks at himself and then back at me and he's like "oh shit its cause I'm wearin' so motherfuckin' many coats!"

Funny Convo

michigan pedro: how exactly does one set somebody up to steal a pencil in 3rd grade?
michigan pedro: its pretty hey arnold
Detroit2NYC: hahhah
Detroit2NYC: well this girl Tricia...
Detroit2NYC: I had a hunch that she was bad news....
Detroit2NYC: in fact, on several occasions I had seen her eyeing my roger rabbit pencil
Detroit2NYC: you know, the kind with the rubber thing on the end shaped like roger rabbit
Detroit2NYC: well
Detroit2NYC: I had heard that things were being "lifted", see
Detroit2NYC: and I knew in my gut it was Tricia
michigan pedro: go on
Detroit2NYC: so I pretended to drop my pencil...
Detroit2NYC: in her line of vision
Detroit2NYC: then
Detroit2NYC: I got up to get a tissue from the teacher's desk
Detroit2NYC: took my time, whistling on my way, stopping at some friends; desks to say hello
Detroit2NYC: well, by the time I had gotten back it was GONE!
Detroit2NYC: and I knew who took it alright!
Detroit2NYC: so I sat down, with a fake puzzled look on my face
Detroit2NYC: and I turned behind me to tricia
Detroit2NYC: and I said so cleverly
Detroit2NYC: "Tricia, have you seen my roger rabbit pencil?"
Detroit2NYC: and she SAID NO!
Detroit2NYC: so I said
Detroit2NYC: hmmmmm
Detroit2NYC: thats strange cuz I just had it a minute ago
Detroit2NYC: before I left for my tissue excursion
Detroit2NYC: then I got up and made like I was going to talk to the teacher about it
Detroit2NYC: and I went up to the teacher
Detroit2NYC: and whispered in her ear
Detroit2NYC: something stupid like I think my desk needs some of that groovy white aerosol spray we keep in the closet
Detroit2NYC: and I pointed to my desk where tricia was
Detroit2NYC: and the teacher looked
Detroit2NYC: but Tricia didnt know what we were talking about
Detroit2NYC: and then the teacher nodded
Detroit2NYC: and I nodded
Detroit2NYC: and I went back to my desk
Detroit2NYC: and Tricia said
Detroit2NYC: oh, uh, I think I found your roger rabbit pencil
Detroit2NYC: BWAAAAHHAHAHAHAH!
michigan pedro: haha
Detroit2NYC: I figured her out!
michigan pedro: did she return everything else she lifted
michigan pedro: or did she become your best friend afterwards
Detroit2NYC: I dont think we ever spoke again after that
michigan pedro: haha
michigan pedro: wow and all this in 3rd grade
michigan pedro: you went all eddie valiant for that roger rabbit pencil
Detroit2NYC: I have always watched too much tv
michigan pedro: that just goes to show the value of television

This is HOT!

I have always been oddly attracted to fat boys, so you can imagine my thoughts when I heard Jack Black was going to be prancing and leaping around in a new film wearing nothing but tight pants! My man, Jack, is at his absolute sexiest playing a wrestler in the upcoming
Nacho Libre!

Check out the trailer at aintitcool.com





















"When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants......in your room."

Talia's Song Pick-o-the-week

I Want it All
By Depeche Mode

I see a river
It's oceans that I want
You have to give me everything
Everything's not enough
It's my desire
To give myself to you
Sometimes

Sometimes I try
Sometimes I lie, with you
Sometimes I cry
Sometimes I die, it's true
Somewhere I find
Something that's kind
And I've crossed the line again
A line I drew in sand

Still you give me everything
And everything's not enough
I'm ready but not willing
To give myself to you
Sometimes
Sometimes I try
Sometimes I lie, with you
Sometimes I cry
Sometimes I die, it's true
Somewhere I find
Something that's kind

Come on overLay down beside me
And I'll try
Come on overLay down beside me
And I'll try
And I'll try

I want it all

Make me Proud, DETROIT!!!

It is no mystery where I am from. Although I am a proud resident of New York City now and indefinately, I will always fly my Detroit Flag, as that place will forever be my home. Unfortunately, it took Superbowl 2006 being held in my beloved hometown before we could get a little bit of respect, but it has finally happend.....

The New York Times has given DETROIT a Rave Review!!!

"...there is a lingering sense of melancholy, but also one of titillation, a bit like what one feels in East Berlin: it is not exactly lovely, and it's been battered and bruised, but the wellsprings of bourgeois abandon that are emerging on the other side of the hard times are exhilarating to experience, if simply for the unlikeliness that they exist there at all."

Friends that are lucky enough to be in Detroit this weekend, MAKE ME PROUD!!