According to Talia

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Thursday, May 26, 2005

And you thought "OOps I crapped my pants" was funny...

The Geezer Squeezer:
I learned of this contraption from my cousin over IM...
DrV1day2b: or get a geezer squeezer
Detroit2NYC: whats that?
DrV1day2b: http://www.squeezerklip.com/
DrV1day2b: an alternative to diapers
DrV1day2b: it looks like it would hurt
Detroit2NYC: I can't figure out what it is?!
Detroit2NYC: I am blogging that for sure!!
DrV1day2b: it's to squeeze the pee pee to stop pee pee coming out
Detroit2NYC: hahhaah
Detroit2NYC: where did you find that?
Detroit2NYC: who looks for things like that?
DrV1day2b: i met the guy who invented it
Detroit2NYC: really?
DrV1day2b: my dad and i were golfing
DrV1day2b: and this guy was like, Hey come see what i developed
DrV1day2b: and asked my dad if he needed one
Detroit2NYC: hahhaha
Detroit2NYC: did he show you on himself how to apply it?
DrV1day2b: no
DrV1day2b: he showed us it
DrV1day2b: we were trying so hard not to laugh
DrV1day2b: my dad was like "i don't have that problem yet"

Tuesday, May 24, 2005


Best Graduation Present Ever!! Pat and Sarah bought me this delicious chocolate mousse cake in honor of my graduation. Sarah said: "We figured you would like this better than a day planner!" AWESOME- You guys are the best!!

Monday, May 23, 2005


I love this picture!

Surprise! I had no idea that he was coming, but low and behold, Justin made it to my graduation!! Wonderful surprise, wonderful weekend with those who love me the most!! I couldn't be entering bar study mode on a happier note!

Justin looks on from across the crowd looking very much like a politician in his nicely pressed suit. How come he's not wearing the goofy regalia?

Alice, Me, and Billy out in front of Lincoln Center before the ceremony engaging in an enthralling discussion about the origin of the beret, and how it came about that we are required to wear them on this joyous occasion. The weirdo cap is not nearly as flattering as the gown, which we selected by indicating whether we were less than or greater than 200 lbs. I'd say that makes for a pretty accurate fit, huh?

Monday, May 16, 2005


Not sure what this face is about.....um, you all gave me your shots to finish, what kind of face were you expecting????

Red Carpet Chic!

Sunday, May 15, 2005


What better way to celebrate being done with Law School forever, than to spend some quality girly time with 3 of the original 304 Holden West posse plus of few additional awesome girls in Chicago?? Thanks for a great weekend ladies! Thank GOD I made it!

Self explanatory. PS, Lori's new favorite color is apparently PINK??!!!

Although this is not the best picture of the weekend, I would just like to draw your attention to the orange balls around Kelli's neck. They were the subject of many jokes Friday night, but ironically, they would not be tossed aside the rest of the weekend....

Where could Lori possibly want to have lunch while in Chicago??? ESPN Zone of course! That's our Sport-o! PS, if you order the chicken avacado wrap, there are two things you should be aware of: #1- There isn't any avacado inside, its just a clever name for the wrap apparently and #2 the "pepper corn ranch" is actually ceasar dressing.

This is the only shot of the weekend where Lori's eyes are open! Nice tongue Kel- but I already had a bath today. Too bad we didn't have a shot of Denise doing a one-handed push up on the elevated dancing platform!

Monday, May 09, 2005

Accurate?

Social Security presentation...check it out.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

The evil wrath of final exams....

I just received a phone call on my cell from an unfortunate telemarketer who had the wrong number. My response:
"I'm sorry that you are paid to make phone calls. I however, to prevent falling victim to such mediocrity of life, have chosen to go to law school, and as a result am currently consumed by intellectual rigor, such that a phone call from a person like YOU, being of such insignificant purpose to me and my life, is positively annoying and distracting. Please, focus on the task for which you are being paid $10.25 an hour and make sure you have the correct phone number before you waste my precious time with such frivolity!"

Don't worry, I only thought of this after I had said "wrong number" and hung up, but this guy has it coming next time he messes with ME during finals!!

Monday, May 02, 2005

Talia's Song Pick-o-the-Week

Exerpt from Tears for Fears: Head Over Heels

I wanted to be with you alone
And talk about the weather
But traditions I can trace against the child in your face
Won’t escape my attention
You keep your distance with a system of touch
And gentle persuasion
I’m lost in admiration could I need you this much
Oh, you’re wasting my timeYou’re just wasting time

Something happens and I’m head over heels
I never find out till I’m head over heels
Something happens and I’m head over heels
Ah don’t take my heart, Don’t break my heart
Don’t throw it away